Who Did Alberto Gonzales Blow?

I gotta ask, because, no one, in the history of Attorney General-dom has ever been either so evil and/or so incredibly stupid. I watched him try to turn a Right, into a question mark. He clearly doesn't understand what the Constitution is, or how laws are written.

Hey, Alberto, let me make it really fucking simple for you: The Constitution is a contract between those who are accepting a form of government, and those who are performing in the governmental roles. Allow me to remind you of the Declaration that led to the the current Constitution,
" We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

You see, you Neocon guys and all this repressive shit that you're creating...you can be fired. You don't get to decide our Rights, We do. Go ahead, keep pushing, try to incarcerate a few more US citizens without recognising their Right to Habeas Corpus. If there's any Justice left in the world, you'll be charged with Treason, denied Habeas Corpus as a terrorist, and disappeared for the rest of your unnatural life. If Americans still have half a testicle among the 300 million of them, they'll rise up in the streets, and drag you dirty bastards out of the White House, and toss you all into the Potomac.

When a law is written PROHIBITING GOVERNMENT from suspending a Right, people who have an IQ over 90, usually understand that to mean that the Right exists (it's self-evident). So that bit about "Freedom of the Press shall not be abridged..." That means that Government is PROHIBITED from reducing in scope the Freedom of the Press" Freedom is Freedom and it can't be limited by government, got it?

So, once again for the impaired Mr. Gonzales, GOVERNMENT IS PROHIBITED FROM ANY ATTEMPTS TO LIMIT THE RIGHT OF HABEAS CORPUS, PERIOD. Now, tell us...who did you have to suck off to get
1) your B.A?
2) into law school
3) through each class
4) into any job which required an understanding of the law
5) your current position (if other than Karl Rove)

High School kids know the Constitution better than the Attorney General.