Angry Letters from Paradise

"If you will not fight for the right, when you can easily win without bloodshed, if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not so costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no chance of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." --Sir Winston Churchill

Friday, February 03, 2006

An Angry Introduction

I read in the news the other day, that men don't find funny women attractive. What the fuck is up with that? Are their egos so fragile that they can't stand a little competition from the woman they sleep with? I mean, do they not find good singers attractive? Or do they shy away from good dancers? Telling a joke well, is a talent and a skill. The article suggested that women think funny men are attractive, but not the other way around. It said, that many women have been "laughed into bed", but no man ever was. I would beg to differ. Now, I'm sure it was the tits and ass that got their attention, but it was the sense of humor that let them know I had an IQ above that of your average doorhandle, and an intelligent man finds that attractive. So, I'm going to publically disagree with the results of the study cited in the article and suggest that in fact, it's only dumb guys who are threatened by a funny woman and don't find her dead sexy...that a smart man, knows that a funny woman,...with great tits will give him merry hell for many years if he's lucky, and if not, at least when he remembers her, he'll smile.

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